Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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