You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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