you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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