I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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