He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
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