The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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