when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
soo... how was my night?
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
I did not marry a roomba.
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