Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Randomize
