We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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