yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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