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We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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