I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
My vagina is very pro this idea
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
