Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Randomize