Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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