would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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