What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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