I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Randomize
