Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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