Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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