Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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