Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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