Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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