dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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