If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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