All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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