He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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