well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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