she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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