I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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