"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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