Do vagina's smell?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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