ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
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