Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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