Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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