from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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