She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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