Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
