I'm drive I can fine osifer
I wish i was in the wii world.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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