god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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