Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
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