remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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