But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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