I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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