Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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