Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Vodka?
Forever.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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