I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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