are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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