i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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