I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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