Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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