bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
it's like heaven, but drunker
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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