Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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