So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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