Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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